… Before I take a break. 

Performance went pretty well tonight.

On the other hand, about half the stage stabbed me in the butt. 

I had to change out of my shorts after “Lean On Me,” because OMG:

Key included for scale.

The corresponding hole in my shorts, happily, doesn’t align with anything that might be considered obscene. 

As D observed, “That’s why you should only dance on marley.”

…Our at least run a Giant Splinter Check with something other than your butt.