Spare Helmets Purchased At Last Minute: 1
Miles Ridden: 103.4
Duration: 8:45:21
Moving Time: 7:54:23
Elevation Gain: 3,914 feet
Moving Average: 13.1 MPH
Leaderboards Attained: 2 (one 5th Overall; one 10th Overall)
Box Turtles Saved: 1 (Yeay!)
Burgers Eaten: 1
Sundaes Eaten: 1
Fries Eaten: ALL OF THEM BWAHAHAHAHA
Combos Eaten: 1 Small Pack
Caps Test-Driven: 1
Shoes Asploded: 0
Mechanical Issues: 0!!! (Unless you count the existing bockety crankarm.)
Minutes Without Rain: 5 (approximately)
Fun Level Achieved: MAXIMUM!

This is my Wacko Siamese Cat look (or maybe my “88 miles and counting” look).