The Greatest/Lamest Rap Non-Battle Evar
So Dorky and I discovered that our rap names (based on the formula “Young” + the most recent thing you spent money on) were A) kinda lame and B) ballet-related. Evidently, I’m Young Ballet Class and she’s Young Ballet Book.
I suggested that we could have the lamest rap battle ever. Here’s what went down:
Posted on 2017/10/13, in attempted humor, balllet, it is a silly place and tagged ballet humor, ballet rap battle?, i am so white, i eclipse all the others because all those brothers are fully passe. Bookmark the permalink. 7 Comments.
danseur ignoble 
You’re fast! 😀
Now, if only my petit allegro was reliably that fast XD
Young Pawpaw here. Catchy, huh?
Not bad at all!
Also, I like that (in the American South, at least) there’s some ambiguity inherent in “Young Pawpaw”–are you a young granddad, or a tasty fruit?
Young Shirt. It was Hugo Boss, so Young Hugo…which is terrible…or Young Boss, which could work. (Actually Hugo Young was a really legendary journalist, but no-one’s idea of a rapper.)
Definitely go with Young Boss. You’re right, “Young Hugo” is awful—sounds like one of those banal children’s biographies that purport to imagine the childhood of important historical artists and so forth.
I’ll have to look up Hugo Young, though—learn something new every day!