The Greatest/Lamest Rap Non-Battle Evar

So Dorky and I discovered that our rap names (based on the formula “Young” + the most recent thing you spent money on) were A) kinda lame and B) ballet-related. Evidently, I’m Young Ballet Class and she’s Young Ballet Book.

I suggested that we could have the lamest rap battle ever. Here’s what went down:


About asher

Me in a nutshell: Standard uptight ballet boy. Trapeze junkie. Half-baked choreographer. Budding researcher. Transit cyclist. Terrible homemaker. Neuro-atypical. Fabulous. Married to a very patient man. Bachelor of Science in Psychology (2015). Proto-foodie, but lazy about it. Cat owner ... or, should I say, cat own-ee? ... dog lover. Equestrian.

Posted on 2017/10/13, in attempted humor, balllet, it is a silly place and tagged , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 7 Comments.

  1. You’re fast! 😀

  2. Young Pawpaw here. Catchy, huh?

  3. Young Shirt. It was Hugo Boss, so Young Hugo…which is terrible…or Young Boss, which could work. (Actually Hugo Young was a really legendary journalist, but no-one’s idea of a rapper.)

    • Definitely go with Young Boss. You’re right, “Young Hugo” is awful—sounds like one of those banal children’s biographies that purport to imagine the childhood of important historical artists and so forth.

      I’ll have to look up Hugo Young, though—learn something new every day!

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