I have written before about the whole gynecomastia thing and its attendant effects on me as a dancer.

So, until now I have never found a gynecomastia vest that made me 100% comfortable in a tight, fitted shirt.

Well, that may just have changed. I found a bunch of reviews for an option produced by a relatively new company, GC2B, and was so impressed that I bit the bullet and bought one.

They’re made and marketed with transguys in mind, which might be a bonus for a scrawny, fine-boned dude like me whose Moobs are mostly just loose skin leftover from the crazy side-effects of Risperdal and whatever cocktail of anticonvulsants and lithium I was taking at the time.

Regardless, all I can say is OMG OMG OMG! Look, here I am wearing just the new vest under the wicking shirt I wear to ballet class, and the upper half* of me is all Halberg-esque and stuff!

Also, this thing is hella comfortable this far (but I haven’t worn out to class yet).

Also, as you can see, I look very studious in my glasses, which is probably good because I’m busy writing admissions essays.

Anyhow, further reports to follow after this thing makes its class debut.

I had written a long and pithy caption for this, but apparently using WP’s new visual editor to make a quick change to it was a terrible idea and resulted in the whole caption being lost.

Notes
*The lower half is still all Nijinsky-like, though.