Da-na-na-na, STAYIN’ ALIVE! STAYIN’ ALIVE! (Also, why aren’t my eyes following the line of my hand? Oh, right. Mirror.)

Sissone dat walk!

Dat arch, though.

…And still that freaking finger.

Nothing snarky to say about this one.

Where the hell did those arms come from? Seriously, those are not my arms.

Pretty much my entire personality captured in a single photo. Also, DON QUIXOTE!

Burning Man, 2016

Honestly, there’s still a part of me that looks at this and goes, “I can do that with my back?!”

Tired trapeze boy gonna tired. Still, the show must go on.

Dat lever! (With Amy! <3)

Modern Gonna Mod, Part I.

Modern Gonna Mod, Part II.

Priorities.

Modern does this to my feet 😦

Foot duck!

Straddle inversion ftw.

This one’s my favorite, I think (yeah, I’m kind of a shameless narcissist). I’m still stunned, both that I am capable of looking this good, and also that I can arabesque that well on gravel in stiff-soled tennis shoes 😀 Photo by Marge Ely, August, 2015.

Foot bird!

…FOUR IS RIGHT OUT.

This was actually the first of the two passé pictures, but I think I like the second better. Photo by Marge Ely, August, 2015.

Uhhh, yeahhhh. I’m the one nerding it harrrrrd out in front, audience right, on one knee. And WTF is going on with my arm?

Via Pintrest via The Googs. For some reason, I haven’t located the original source for this one yet.