Dear Internet

… I suspect you may have reached Maximum Irony when you first offered up what sounds like a great recipe for nut-free fruitcake…

… and then suggested TOPPING IT WITH ROWS OF NUTS*.


*I realize that this is, in fact, a totally valid configuration for people who aren't allergic to nuts and maybe just want their fruitcake to really, really feature the nuts.

About asher

Me in a nutshell: Standard uptight ballet boy. Trapeze junkie. Half-baked choreographer. Budding researcher. Transit cyclist. Terrible homemaker. Neuro-atypical. Fabulous. Married to a very patient man. Bachelor of Science in Psychology (2015). Proto-foodie, but lazy about it. Cat owner ... or, should I say, cat own-ee? ... dog lover. Equestrian.

Posted on 2015/10/18, in food, life and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink. 4 Comments.

  1. Ash, pour a good dose of rum on top of the cake AFTER you pick and throw away those top nuts. The alcohol sterilizes the cake 😉

    Damn! Internet, I thought everything out here was reliable info.


    • You mean … you mean I shouldn’t necessarily believe everything I read on the Internet?! o. o, Say it isn’t so*!

      *… But then how do I know whether to believe even that, if it’s said on the Internet?! No True Scotsman believes anything from the Internet 😀

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